Cartoon Snake Serving Drinks

I am bartending in a dimly lit, very large indoor area. A sentient snake shows up as my replacement assistant (I forget who the snake is replacing). He has cartoon-ish features, but looks like he belongs in the “real world”. He is very excited to start working, he has a very enthusiastic attitude, innocent and fresh-faced. He puts on a tie - it’s a very crisp tie, beautiful and expensive looking, with silk cross-pattern stitching that looks like a checkerboard, and lovely shades of pinks and blues. He bounces down to the other end of the bar (literally bounces), eager to start serving drinks. I am dimly wondering how he is going to do this, and try to picture him picking up a liquor bottle with his tail when I wake up.

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